Author of adventure stories with a shot of romance; romantic novels with a serving of humour; funny books where dark things happen. Often all three at once.
Because, seriously. There are what, something like 30 million men in this over-populated country, right? One of them must be sane, mentally normal, and not a hard drugs user. Wherever he is, he's nowhere near me.
although i am insane, completely unstable mentally and an avid herion user who dabbles a little in cough syrup, i encourage you to visit my blog.
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http://baconbitsandmidgetparts.blogspot.com
ps...do not fear me for i am a canadian...we are lazy and have as much ambition as belly lint.
Well, if a rightous babe such as yourself can't find a boyfriend, then I'm seriously fucked.
ReplyDeleteBut Kitty cat, what about the two I introduced you to? They're nice.
You introduced me to who?
ReplyDeleteAnd this wasn't even boyfriend stuff. This was family stuff. The boyfriend stuff I shall save for a later, much longer rant.
Your family is going to drive you to be a lesbian?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell's going on that house of your's, Cat?
btw, i introduced you to Puck and Christopher. but I'm well aware that they live far away from you and all that.
ReplyDeleteI still having trouble believe such an intelligent, talented, beeeooootiful babe like yourself can't find a man.
ReplyDeleteThey're so missing out.
And if I were a lesbian,I'd totally ask you out ;)
Cat, check this out.
ReplyDeleteKendra, you say the sweetest things!
ReplyDeleteReese: how'd you teach my kitlets to box like that??
That cat picture is the profile picture of this blogger called "Slyce" who writes a blog entirely devoted to Sylvester Stallone - hence the boxing.
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