Monday, October 17, 2005

Spiders

Why is my house suddenly full of spiders? Is it mating season? Have they come here to hibernate? To die? Big fuckoff spiders running -- really fast -- all over the house. Crazy, really. I mean, with the demise of Willow there aren't so many spider-eaters around (she liked the brown ones best, bless her), but Candy will chase and kill anything that moves. My fingers included. Plus, they get trodden on. I don't hate spiders, but I don't want them near me -- and since they're always running away, the feeling seems to be mutual. Why are they in my house?

You can tell I have little else going on in my life now, huh?

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