Ooooh first posty! I officially declare this blog, with all its random, useless waffle, officially open! Please sign the guestbook (wait, do I have a guestbook?) and remember to wipe your feet. Dogs welcome. You may eat whetever you want, so long as you give me some. Unless it has legs or shells, in which case ew.

Snip snip! There's the ribbon cutting. Ta ta for now!