I just had to buy this

Especially since it's actually a kid's t-shirt (yes! I can fit into kid's clothes! Well, sorta), and was therefore only £3.50. I love supermarket clothes.


In case you can't read it (I tried to stretch it out but I'm, er, not very flat anywhere) it says Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. Since it was actually on a stand facing the vomitorious Valentines displays (can you tell I loathe V-Day?), I thought it was especially funny.