Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Silly names

Hmm, funny Blogger quirk there. I wrote this post a few weeks ago, saved it to publish later, published it today....and it's been slotted into the archives for the date I wrote it. Not helpful!

Kate Elizabeth Johnson. AKA Cat Marsters

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Um, they don't have them. So I'd be " " " ".

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Maurice Harry

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first
or Marca

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Cat

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, county where you were born)
Elizabeth West Yorkshire

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Pink Coffee

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
or Cars (hee!)

9.ROCK STAR NAME:(current pets name, current street name)
Spike St John
or Daisy St John
or Jack St John
or Pepper St John

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Jenny Campion
or Tinkerbell Campion
or Willow Campion

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
or Catizzle

12.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first
two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three
letters of your last name)
or Arelaters

13.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Demon Puppy

14. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume, fav candy)
Rose Chocolate

Is it weird that I totally LOVE 'Black Demon Puppy'? I'm so going to have to use that. Plus, I'm aching to write a rockstar called Spike St John. Would he be as gorgeous as his namesake?


  1. I think Tinkerbell Campion shows real promise myself...

  2. Spike St John is an awesome name! Mine would be Holly Cambridge. Which is just awful.

  3. I'll be looking for Black Demon Puppy!

  4. Black Demon Puppy does sound kinda like a character that was rejected from the first draft of Watchmen, doesn't it?

    But I SO need to come up with a premise for Spike St John.

  5. the Pink Coffee and Black Demon Puppy in the same post. NICE!