...does the BT troubleshooter begin with "Unplug all phones and modems, then click 'next step'"? Hello, McFly?
...does the sun never shine on a Bank Holiday? How does it know?
...do fashion mags tell us every few years that the hourglass shape is in, and then forget about it a week later?
...does no one make clothes for said hourglass shape, unless one has pots of money to spend of designer togs--in which case, one is probably rich enough to hire a personal trainer to get rid of those pesky, clothes-ruining curves.
...are we universally advised to use Factor 5000 sun cream to prevent skin cancer, then bombarded with 'tan-enhancing' cosmetics and summer clothes that only look good on people whose natural skin tone doesn't resemble a Mini Milk lolly?
...doesn't fake tan work on white skin? Makes me look like an orange ripple ice cream (yes, I do have ice cream on the brain).
...does Dollhouse totally not feel like anything Joss Whedon has been involved in?
...can't I sign in to Yahoo Messenger?
...do I have zero ideas for writing an interesting blog post?