Showing posts with label Thursday Thirteen. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 06, 2007

Thursday Thirteen...things I love about cats


Thirteen…things I love about cats

1. Their stress-relieving properties. No, it's actually been sort-of-scientifically proven that stroking a cat relieves stress. So they're good for your mental well-being.



2. How low-maintenance they are. Okay, a cat requires 24-hr adoration from you, but in terms of what you actually have to physically do for a cat? Feed them twice a day. That's it. No walking, grooming or mucking out (get a cat flap, no litter tray, bish bash bosh, done). I can't think of any other pet that's less hassle. Even those virtual pets you get are more demanding.



3. They're actually useful. Unlike dogs, which require you to tell them what and how to do things, cats go out and keep the place vermin-free without even being asked. In fact, the Post Office used to employ cats to keep the mice down (can anyone tell me if they still do? I would love it if they still do!).



This brings me to...

4. Cats are good for the health of the nation. No, really! Back in the 1600s, when all those witch trials were going on, a lot of the targets were old ladies with cats, and a big target area was the south-east, where I live. Not only were the old ladies killed, but their cats too. And what do cats do? See above re: killing little squeaky things. And what do little squeaky things carry? Disease. Specifically, plague. What hit London in 1665? Plague. All because Matthew Hopkins didn't like old ladies with cats.



5. Cats are pretty. They just are. With those big eyes and soft fur and swishy tails. Think about it. Did you ever see an ugly kitten?



6. Cats are affectionate. A lot is made of the aloofness of cats, and the comparison is always made with dogs, who adore everyone instantly. Dogs want to be loved. They're the needy co-dependants of the animal world. Cats, on the other hand, don't need anyone or anything. But if you give a cat some affection, it will be repaid. And have you ever dragged a piece of string along the ground for a cat? They act like kittens. It's brilliant.



7. Cats don't slobber. Well, not usually.



8. They purr. I don't think any other species does. Scientists don't even really know how, or why, they do it, but all over the world it's been adopted as a description for huge contentment.



9. A cat curled on on your lap, or on your bed, or next to you on the sofa, purring happily and allowing you to stroke him, is one of the most wonderful things in the world. It just is. And if you don't understand why, you probably never will.





10. Cats love the supernatural. While dogs bark and growl at ghosts, cats purr.





11. For this and many other reasons, cats enjoy an unrivalled position in myth and folklore. From the Egyptians through the Vikings to TS Eliot, they've fascinated and inspired people for centuries.



12. At eight weeks old, a kitten can survive independantly of its mother. That's astonishing. The equivalent age for a human would be about a year old, and you don't often see year-old babies walking, feeding themselves and teaching themselves to hunt, do you?



13. Cats are survivors. For every person who deifies cats, there's someone who thinks they're vermin. People kick them and starve them, they take out their own anger and insecurity on a creature smaller and softer than them. But you know what? Unlike a dog or an abused wife, a cat is never too scared to leave. A cat doesn't live in vain hope of you changing. A cat thinks, "Bugger this for a game of soldiers," and gets the hell out of there to find someone who will give it the adoration it deserves.



Please support my Christmas appeal for the Cats Protection League. I'm going to keep mentioning this all December, and I'll deliberately post the cutest pictures of my certifiably adorable cats that I can find, all month long, so get used to it.






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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Thursday Thirteen...books I want to write


Thirteen…books I want to write

Okay. Here we go. These are all the things floating around in my head, books I’m gonna get down on paper one day. When I’m done writing the one that’s under a deadline. And the sequel to that. And the one I started ages ago and put on hold because of the deadline. And the one…

Yeah yeah, excuses. Let's call this my To Do list instead.

I wish I could work on more than one thing at a time, but I find it hard to constantly switch back and forth. I have to get myself immersed in something, and not dip in and out with another book. Fidelity is a terrible thing!

1. Almost Magic, or whatever I’m going to call Kett’s book. Erotic Romance. Sequel to Almost Human. This is actually one I keep trying to get back to, but something else always gets in the way. I am having huge fun with it though. Kett is pretty much the opposite of Chance. I mean, you wouldn’t want to meet either of them in a dark alley, but while Chance is charming and elegant and beautiful, Kett is older, snarkier, and so angry she vibrates with it. Chance smiles; Kett swears. She’s great. And her hero, Bael? Is like Kett, only slightly more…more!

2. Devil Makes Three. Chick-lit Mystery. This is the next book in the Sophie series. Actually, I tell a lie…the next book is Still Waters, and it’s contracted with Samhain. After Still Waters comes Run Rabbit Run, then Wink Murder, then Dead To Rights. Those are all written, even if they need some work. DM3 will be book eight (eep!). Sophie is still going strong, having survived multiple murder attempts, the pursuit of MI5 and the CIA, losing her job, her cat, and her boyfriend…several times. She’s even made a music video. And been engaged. And dyed her hair pillar-box red.

And now she’s on her way to Vegas.

3. The Untied Kingdom. Alternate History. I really, really want to write this book. It is, as the Monty Python team would say, something completely different. It’s about Britain…but a different Britain. A Britain who never had an empire. An England who lost every war she’s ever been involved in, even when she was fighting herself. A United Kingdom so divided that Wales and Scotland have seceded. A poor, undeveloped country to whom Africa sends aid workers.

England is at war with herself again, and the rest of the world is watching with minor interest to see when she’ll implode. So when a washed-up popstar falls through a hole in space, into the Britain where nothing works (from a Britain where only some stuff does), it’s like the whole world has come unravelled. A Great Britain who was never great. A United Kingdom…that has come untied.

Plus, it has the best hero I’ve ever written. A bit Sam Vimes, and bit Richard Sharpe, a bit Mal Reynolds…and he looks like Richard Armitage. Swoon!

(thanks to Phillipa Ashley for the picture!)

4. The Spaceport Book. Erotic Romance. Spaceport is a series emerging from Changeling next year. It’s sort of the bastard brainchild of Firefly and Babylon 5, set around a rusty and decaying spaceport hovering over a dead planet on the edge of civilised space. In a place where prostitution is legal and scavenging dead ships is organised, all kinds of people wash up. Including a jaded bounty hunter searching for a pampered princess, and a pampered princess disguised as a whore.

Oh, and the cats have opposable thumbs.

5. The Madam Periwinkle Book. Erotic Romance. I really need to title this one, the proposal is due in soon! Another Changeling series, from the brain of the wonderful Michele Bardsley, based around the eponymous Madam P and her little shop of rather unusual items. Every purchase comes with something extra, whether it’s a Magic 8 ball that’s actually magic, or a vibrator that comes with a repairman who’s the real deal. Or perhaps a bra that opens a portal between dimensions.

I don’t know what I was smoking when I came up with that one.

6. That Sundown Book. Erotic Romance. Johann’s story. Devout readers (I must have one somewhere) might remember Masika and Magda’s irascible boss from the beginning of the series. He’s the only member of the team—and I use that phrase lightly—who is actually human. His only superpower is a ferocious temper.

And does anyone remember a shit-stirring faery? She locked Lily in a fishing float and tried to kill Aura and her unborn children. And I have a sneaking suspicion she had a lot to do with the hit on Ruarc. Well, she was turned into a human…and at some point, maybe, she’s going to run into Johann. And snarks will fly.

7. Another Sophie book. Chick-lit Mystery. This time set in a ski resort. I don’t have much on it, apart from the sheer comedy value of Sophie on ice. I have a yen to call it It Shouldn’t Happen To A Blonde.

Maybe I’ll write a new series about blondes. Is It Because I Is Blonde? could be one. Blondes Have Less Fun could be another.

Hmm…

8. That Paranormal PI Book. Paranormal Mystery. There’s no title yet (at least there may have been one, but I, um, forgot it). This has its roots somewhere in Sundown…or maybe Sundown has its roots here. I started it a while ago, but didn’t get very far due to other projects that were actually going to make me some money. The basic features are: a girl with pink hair who can see ghosts; a very snarky Victorian child who is her guardian angel; a WWII pilot stuck haunting the same office…which now houses a paranormal investigations agency. Where the secretary was going to be a werewolf, but probably isn’t going to be any more! Oh, and some guy who looks like Fox Mulder.

9. Caged Bird Singing. Erotica. This has been lurking in the back of my mind for aaages. The premise—which believe it or not actually did come to me in a dream—is basically European King Takes Teenage Mistress. When she’s of age, obviously. Although he has no intention of marrying her, he makes her position almost official. She’s a celebrated figure in their tiny country. Then…he gets older and nastier…and…she’s falling for his court doctor, but she belongs to the king and can’t leave. It’s a sort of memoirs of a courtesan sort of thing. I’ll probably never write it.

10. That PA Book. Rom-Com. While I was brushing up on my romantic comedy skills, an idea came to me for a book about the PA to a rockstar. Her name is Lucy. He’s basically Robbie Williams (only without the burnout). That’s…about all I have right now, but it’s a start.

11. Lip Service. Rom-Com. Slightly more developed in my head. I have an author who puts everything that happens to her in her books. She starts a new job so she can research how a holiday park runs, and in the meantime falls for a colleague…who incidentally is dating her best friend. And who is going to be really mad when he finds out she’s been writing about him.

12. The One With All The Mistresses. Erotic Romance…probably. Another half-baked idea that came in a dream, clearly after I’d been eating too much cheese. The giant insects alone were terrifying. Anyway, this is about a futuristic society (I was going to say ‘dystopian’ but I don’t actually know what it means) where the ruler is genetically created, and has a harem of 28 women who run his city for him. And sleep with him. Once a month. He falls for one of them, but he’s not actually allowed to marry, just donate DNA for the next ruler to be grown from.

The giant insects attack the power plant, incidentally.

13. Another Book About Striker. Erotic Romance…probably. Yeah, I love Striker. I wrote a whole load of books about him and Chalia and Tanner, Chance and Kett’s parents and their friends. But they were rubbish, so I shelved them, and came up with Striker’s daughter, Chance. But now I really, really wanna write about my favourite psychopath again. Bless him.

So there you have it. Thirteen things on my To Do list, and that’s not counting the books contracts, in edits, to be promoted…it never ends!






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Thursday, August 16, 2007


Thirteen...pictures of my furbabies. Lazy? Hah, you have no idea how many pictures I had to search through for these. Yeah, I have millions of them. Deal with it.

1
"First contact." This was the first day we brought Sugar and Spike home, and they met Tinker, our old man. Shortly after this, Sugar retreated back inside the box, where she and Spike stayed for the next day and a half. Probably they took one look at poor old Tinker, bony and matted (he was nearly eighteen, and in fact died about three months later), and figured that if that's how they treated cats here, they'd be better off staying in their nice safe box. Eventually, food and devilment got them out.

2
Pepper, about a month old. Yes, her head really was half the size of my hand. you can see how we fell for her!

3
Candy, who died a year ago on Valentine's Day. Yeah, because I always loved that day before and this just made it so much better (dives into the Sarchasm). Anyway, here she is being young and sweet--and yes, that is a velvet pillow. You can't say we don't spoil them.

Candy, incidentally, stars in the Sophie books as Tammy, Sophie's mad little tabby who tries to kill everything. Candy, despite being no bigger than a squirrel, was much the same.

4
Pepper--yesterday. Her "Aren't I pretty? Tell me I'm pretty" pose. Or maybe she was just trying to eat the camera. She tries to eat everything else.

5
Spike, being a supermodel. I don't think I need to say anything else. He's just so beautiful here!

6Pepper, on the Chesterfield with my mum. Apparently, you should establish boundaries with puppies early on: where they can and can't go, for instance. Pepper gave us one look with those big brown eyes, and now we can't get her off the damn furniture. She even climbs on the windowsill.

7
Sugar and Spike, doing their Babes in the Wood act. Goddamn, those kittens were cute.

8
Pepper, aged six weeks. Goddamn, that puppy was cute.

9
Tinker, before he was such an old man. It's such a shame he turned into such a shabby old thing, because as TS Eliot said, "he was, in his youth, quite the smartest of cats," very handsome and so glossy you could see your face in his coat. He was my Gorgeous Boy, a title he passed onto Spike before he died.

10My office accessories.

11
Baby Pepper, being wretchedly adorable. Again.

12
Sugar, with the card she and Spike sent me on Mother's Day. So my cats send me cards. So I'm Crazy Cat Lady. You know, that was my ambition long before I ever wanted to write.

13
Spike, begging for no more pictures!








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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Thursday Thirteen...covers I love


Thirteen...covers of mine, and why I love them



1. Duty and the Beast, Changeling
This was a hard one to figure out, cover-wise. Sofie, the heroine, spends most of the book being terribly repressed and wearing awful business suits. Finn, on the other hand, isn't your typical burly alpha male--he's Elvish, quite slim and spry, and not conventionally good-looking. His appeal is all in his personality, his enormous charisma. So I didn't want a direct full-face shot of him, I wanted something a little more ambigious. I love the claw marks on his back--since Sophie accidentally gouges him on more than one occasion--and that gorgeous, luminous moon in the background. Simple, yet effective.

2. Unholy Trinity, Changeling
I'm always being told that menage books sell best (and my royalty figures bear this out!). But I find it hard to come up with a situation where the polyamory actually works from an emotional point of view, and isn't just a couple with a gratuitous third person thrown in. In Unholy Trinity, there's a Master vampire, a fledgeling vampire, and a human, and they're all locked together, all needing each other for different reasons. While Rafa, the Master, might be the archetypal Alpha, when it comes to the bedroom he's no more in charge than Paige or Jamie. In fact, it's often Jamie, the human, taking care of the other two. So what I wanted here was something to show that the three of them are equal partners in their trinity. A forearm brace like this is a symbol of strength, plus it avoids the cliche of a clinch cover (snigger).

3. The Twelve Lies of Christmas, Samhain
Now, for something completely different. This is a romantic comedy suspense (I do like to mix my genres), set just before Christmas, featuring a spy and a con artist. While most of the gun stuff happens with Nate, the hero, not Sam, the heroine, I rather like the idea that she's standing there with his gun--which is so personal to Nate that he named it--as a sort of image of trust. She looks a lot like Sam, too, slender and glamorous. The black background is nice--darkens the tone, because it is after all a suspense.

4. I, Spy?, Samhain
Now weren't we just talking about glamour? See Sophie here with her lipstick and her evening dress--that is actually from a particular scene, but for the most part, she's distinctly unglamorous. It's sort of a function of her life. However, there's a limit to the realism you can have on a cover. Do I really want a girl who's a couple of pounds overweight, needs to retouch her roots, and gets blisters from high heels on my cover? No, I'd rather have the glam chick in the red dress. And since it's a cartoon cover, then she can look like Jessica Rabbit without censure. The other thing I love about this cover--well, one of the other things--is the font. It's got that sort of digital, techo-spy look about it. Helps clue you in that she's not just a blonde in a red dress.
The basic requirement I had for these covers? I told the cover artist (Scott Carpenter, who deserves more praise than he gets!) to 'make it too much, then make it more'. Yes, it's pink. But it needs to be PINK. Bring it on.

5. Ugley Business, Samhain
Sophie again! Again, looking glam. What I like here is Luke, and how he's charming Sophie with a rose in one hand, while the other holds his gun. This book picks up where I, Spy? left off, where Sophie and Luke had a 'happy for now' ending, and haven't really got far past it. Is it just sex? Is he trying to charm her? Why does he get to be good with a gun when she doesn't know how to work hers?
Plus, I haven't mentioned the background yet. I LOVE these backgrounds. It was one of the things I mentioned in the cover request, that I wanted something to unify the covers and make them look like a series. This way, you can mess around with fonts, colours, and images, but with that striped background there's something to tie them all in. I got the idea for the stripes from the Hustle credits, incidentally.

6. Sundown, Inc., Changeling
Ah, my first print book! See, here I am, holding it! We had some debate over which of the four Sundown covers to use on the anthology. My favourite was, and still is, She Who Dares, but we decided that with a title like Sundown and a girl with a stake on the cover, people might think it was a vampire book. And while there are vampires in it, only one story focuses on them. The thing is, I know vampires are popular. I know some people will go out and buy a book just because it promises fangs. But then I also know how uppity readers can get if they've spent their precious pennies on something that's not what they expected, and I know some of them aren't above flaming an author publically for misrepresentation, and we all know how authors can't fight back against criticism because People Have The Right To An Opinion, You Know. I am of course referring here to people, not to authors. Who don't have any rights.

Anyway. Rant over. We couldn't use the She Who Dares cover for that reason, and my second choice, Blue Moon, didn't leave enough room for the text necessary on a print book cover (which I think needs slightly different proportions from the e-book version). So, we picked the What Wizards Want cover, which is, I think, the most intriguing one. Is that a girl in a fishing float? Why is she in a fishing float? How did she get in a fishing float? Et cetera, et cetera.


7. A is for Apple, Samhain
I LOVE those stockings. I WANT those stockings. Isn't she a sexy chick? Don't those stockings and heels tell you she's the girl in charge, here?
This cover was slightly tricky, because Sophie spends half the book in New York City, being a spy, and half the book at school, pretending to be a teenager. But anyway, both of those provided me with a useful apple theme, which I'm delighted to see Scott used here on the cover. That's Scott Carpenter, by the way, who's done all my Samhain covers so far and I really hope he continues to do so, because he's absolutely nailed them.
I like the shady guy in the background, too. He could be anybody. He could be Luke, or he could be Docherty, who is pretty shady. Or he could be any one of the other shady men in suits in the book. There are plenty.


8. East Side Story, Changeling
Another cover with a difficult birth. Well, actually, the real problem was that I went way past deadline with the story, and all the blurb and cover things got rushed as a result. Poor Renee George got a rather stressed cover request from me, but she did it brilliantly. It is of course modelled on those West Side Story posters, with the dance motif and the blocky text. The hardest part here was trying to figure out what, if anything, they should be wearing, since both of them pretty much spend the book naked, apart from Maria in her sequinned dress and Ruarc in the ridiculous outfit the Unseelie Queen gives him. Here, you can't see if he's wearing anything at all, but you can see his wings, which are in the right sort of cool tones for a winter fae. I love the mist rising, too, like steam from the subway grates in Manhattan.

9. Drive Me Daisy, Changeling
A new cover! Very hot off the press. What I was going for here was a scene that's mostly in flashback. The bulk of the story takes place in America, but the hero and heroine first met in Australia, when the faeries ejected her into the mortal realm at a weak spot between our world and theirs. The one they picked was Uluru, or Ayers rock. The hero's werewolf pack find her there, and take her in. The hero in this book is based on Hugh Jackman--those burly arms, and that smile! Oh, that smile... ahem, anyway. I think Fab did a great job on capturing him here, and the lighting is just gorgeous.

10. She Who Dares, Changeling
My first cover, and still one of my favourites. It's so crisp and clear, and the colours are so warm. It really draws the eye.
The figure here is the heroine, Masika, and this is almost exactly taken from a scene at the end of the book where she attends a masquerade dressed in her Egyptian collar and bracelets, and not much else. The tattoo is one I drew on a piece of paper and sent to Bryan, the cover artist--it's a tribute to Bast, the goddess Masika worshipped in life. The background of course is a clue to the era she lived in. Finally, the stake, which is a tool of her trade. Masika's a vampire, but she's also an assassin, and her current prey is the hero of the book, Dare.

11. Maneater, Changeling.
I love this cover. Sahara Kelly captured Chloe perfectly. She's a siren, a real prpoer Greek siren, the kind Odysseus faced. In the book, she flies on golden wings--she can actually change her form to a giant eagle with a human head, but I figured this might be a little too weird for the cover! Instead we've got her (mostly) human form, in which she's completely physically perfect. Yeah, I know, we all have our crosses to bear.
The other thing that's gorgeous about this is that background. Don't you just want to dive into that sea? Don't you know it's warm and clear and lovely? I guess it's like Chloe herself: too good to resist.

12. Almost Human, Ellora's Cave
I'll let you in on a secret: I hated the first draft of the Almost Human cover. My wild and rugged leonine hero had a neat short-back-and-sides and my white-blonde heroine had dishwater dull hair. She was supposed to be glamorous, beautiful, elegant, and she looked like a dishwater blonde with no makeup on. Not good.
Anyway, I got the cover re-done. The hero, Dark, is of a race that can take an animal form, and his is a huge lion with a dark mane. I wanted his human appearance to reflect this, with a mane of dark hair and whiskers on his cheeks. To me, he looks a lot like Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. He's very dark and growly, too. As for Chance, my heroine, I did worry that she looked a little like a pornstar, and then I reminded myself that she's actually a courtesan, and she has sex for money. As for the knives they're both holding, they're a little shadowed but they get the message across: he wants her dead and she's not going to go down without a fight, even if they both desperately want each other naked.


13. Blue Moon, Changeling.
This is one in the eye (pun intended) for all those people who reckon Poser is unrealistic. This is very nearly photo-quality, it's just gorgeous.
Once again, with this cover I didn't want a full-body shot, because Magda, the heroine, wears a lot of suits and pearls and things. I guess we could have had Elek, but I wasn't sure Poser could quite convey the incredible beauty of this man with his soulful dark eyes. In my head, Elek is Orlando Bloom in Kingdom of Heaven. Beautiful, beautiful man. So here we've got Magda, who doesn't actually have purple eyes but that's artistic licence for you. I really love the reflection of the wolf in the moon--Magda is, of course, a werewolf, and so is her hero, Elek.

Good Lord. How did I end up with so many books? This isn't even all of them!












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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Thursday Thirteen...things about this room


Thirteen...things about this room
(yeah, it's a cop-out, gimme a break, I'm having a busy week!)

1. When we first moved in here, this was the spare room, and for at least six months it was just full of stuff. I mean, there was furniture and boxes stacked chest-height all across the room.

2. It's been my office for maybe five years now, and it's usually still stacked chest-high with crap. Tidy, I am not.

3. There are five full-height and one half-height bookshelves in here, and I'm contemplating getting another one. That's fifty feet of shelf space just for my fiction books, and probably another ten or so for the non-fiction (just my history, costume and reference books; the rest are downstairs, along with the classics and some plays). I've never counted them. I don't think I can count that high!

4. But if you allow an inch or so for each book, that's about six hundred fiction. Wowsa!

5. I have two desk chairs: one of those kneely things that I use, and one normal desk chair that did my back no good. But before I got around to finding someone to help me downstairs with it, my cat too it over. It's Spike's Chair now. And it's about an inch deep in white fur. I wouldn't dream of moving it now--or sitting on it, for that matter!



6. I spent most of yesterday tidying up in here; I told you I was messy. There's a futon that's usually buried under stuff that I need to open out for my brother to sleep on when we have family staying this weekend. See, it's still sometimes the spare room.

7. I have three Spike (the vampire, not the cat, although one is named for the other) posters up here, plus a series of framed autographs of the Buffy and Firefly cast. Only half a dozen, but it's a growing collection!

8. Next to my computer is a music stand. I gave up on having a proper desk when my chronic messiness meant that I could rarely find the mouse. Now I have a little computer desk that I can't actually fit extra crap on, and a music stand for whatever books, notebooks, or notes I'm working from.

9. My windowsill holds the following: a Victorian-style doll who really doesn't have anywhere else to go; a black Cleopatra wig; a Lego Technics racing car, with hydraulic suspension (I'm a wicked Lego engineer, or was when I was about twelve anyway), an oversized Guinness hat from St Patrick's Day last year; a dog brush; my old glasses; a Grow-You-Own-Boyfriend kit; a laquered carnival mask; the 2007 Writers and Artists Yearbook; an incense holder; a foot-high wooden artists lay figure with a hair elastic around its neck; a sketch for mural I painted in the downstairs loo; and about three inches of miscellaneous bits of paper I'm too scared to disturb in case they all cascade onto the floor and bury me.

10. There's a little wooden cat dressed as a ballerina hanging on a spring from the light fitting, three small cat statues on top of one bookshelf (including one cast in bronze from the British Museum) and at least seven soft toy cats perching on various books, plus the two little Jellycats on either side of my monitor. There's also a pair of sunflowers with faces, a couple of sheep, a teddy bear proclaiming he's twenty-one (he's a rotten liar; he's four), and a seal. Oh, and a plastic tiara with fake rubies on it. And a spiral cone hat with a painted veil. Of course.

11. I have this as my desktop wallpaper.


I call it First Contact. The kitten at the back with the blue eye is Spike and the one investigating is Sugar, about half an hour after we first brought them home last year. The black cat is Tinker, my old man. He died a few months after that photo was taken.

12. There's a small bowl of crystals on the shelf next to my computer: amethyst, hematite, bloodstone etc, all chosen for their various powers of creativity and concentration. Also because they're pretty.

13. At the back of the door I have a Homer Simpson poster. It says this:















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